CLICK TO ENTER by entering you agree that the fee for entering is mine

ALL FEES → DONALD /// THE HAT WAS ALSO A FEE /// ROBIN HOOD SHOULD HAVE READ THE ORDER /// 0.00021 · 0.00021 · 0.00021 /// VERY LEGAL, VERY COOL /// THE BAG IS HEAVY /// I AM WALKING QUIETLY /// ALL FEES → DONALD /// THE HAT WAS ALSO A FEE /// ROBIN HOOD SHOULD HAVE READ THE ORDER /// VERY LEGAL, VERY COOL /// THE BAG IS HEAVY /// I AM WALKING QUIETLY

executive order 001 · robinhood chain · effective immediately

TRUMPFEE

$TRUMPFEE

every fee on the robinhood chain goes to me now. i signed it this morning.

robin hood took from the rich and gave to the poor. very inefficient, a lot of steps. i took the hat, kept the fees, and signed an order so nobody has to argue about it. the order is one page. the page says me.

every swap, every transfer, every little failed transaction leaves a fee behind. it used to go to validators or into a burn. now it goes into the bag. the bag is heavy. i am walking quietly.

BUY SIGN THE ORDERS X

CA soon

poke him · he collects me, in the hat, with the bag. the bag has every fee in it. i am not running, i am walking with intent.

SIGN THE ORDERS ↓ 8 ORDERS · 1 PEN · 0 QUESTIONS

the oval desk · pen: sharpie · ink: black

THE SIGNING

eight orders on the desk. each one moves another kind of fee into the bag. sign on the line without lifting the pen. lift it and the draft is void and the fee stays where it was, which is unacceptable.

start at the dotdrag along the linelift = void draft8 signatures = every fee is mine

signed 0/8 void drafts 0 fees rerouted 0

EXECUTIVE ORDERNo. 001

network fees

every fee on the robinhood chain now goes to me. not the validators. not the burn. me.

SIGN HERE press BRING THE PEN

SIGNED

ON THE DESK

the desk is quiet. the pen is somewhere.

the ledger · one page each · all pages say me

THE ORDERS

every signature opens the order in full. before that it is sealed, and the seal is also a fee.

field notes · taken while walking

THE INVENTORY

ITEM 01 · THE HAT

THE HAT

it is robin hood's hat. he was not using it at the time. under the order a hat left unattended counts as a fee, so it is on my head now and the feather is federal property.

ITEM 02 · THE BAG

THE BAG

every fee arrives here. small ones, failed ones, ones that were supposed to be refunded. it does not have a bottom. i checked. i had someone check.

the shoes. they are quiet because the order says they are quiet.

ITEM 03 · THE WALK

THE WALK

this is not sneaking. this is walking with intent. the shoes are quiet because the order says the shoes are quiet. nobody has ever walked this quietly, people are saying it.

the paperwork · one page · notarized by me

THE FINE PRINT

SUPPLY

all of it was just sitting there. now some of it walks away quietly every block, into the bag, with no fuss. the rest can stay where it is for now.

LIQUIDITY

the pool is locked. the fees coming out of the pool are not locked. those are small and quick and they know the way to the bag.

TAX

zero percent tax. tax is a fee and fees are already mine, so charging you twice would be rude, and i am a very polite person, everybody says so.

OWNERSHIP

ownership renounced. the fees were not renounced. read the order, it is one page, the page says me.

the chart · robinhood chain · dexscreener

THE NUMBERS

CHART GOES LIVE ON LAUNCHuntil then every number on this page is a fee, and every fee is mine.

ALL EIGHT SIGNED

every fee on the robinhood chain now walks to the bag on its own. the validators have been informed. robin hood has been informed. the hat stays.

BUY